The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.