The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Saints's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.