The Bad Spot Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Saints's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.