The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Saints's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Chris Olave
- Jordyn Tyson
- Tyler Shough
- Juwan Johnson
- Alvin Kamara
- Audric Estime
- Devaughn Vele
- Charlie Smyth
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.