The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Saints's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.