The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.