The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Giants, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.