The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.