The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Giants's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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Hex someone else
- Malik Nabers
- Cam Skattebo
- Isaiah Likely
- Theo Johnson
- Darnell Mooney
- Malachi Fields
- J.J. McCarthy
- Dominic Zvada
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.