The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Giants's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.