The Blown Coverage Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Giants's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.