The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Giants scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.