The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Giants's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.