The Late Scratch Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Giants scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Isaiah Likely
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.