The Mystery Tweak Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
80%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.