The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.