The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Giants scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.