The Late Scratch Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Giants's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.