The Blown Coverage Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Giants's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.