The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Giants's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- J.J. McCarthy
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.