The Prevent Defense Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Giants, Giants, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.