The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.