The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Giants's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.