The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Giants, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.