The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Giants's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.