The Late Scratch Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Giants, Giants, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.