The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.