The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Giants's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.