The Late Scratch Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Giants, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.