The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Giants, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.