The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Giants's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.