The Hamstring Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Giants's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.