The Blown Coverage Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.