The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith's stadium. Only over Smith.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.