The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.