The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.