The Snap Count Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shepard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.