The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Woods will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.