The Prevent Defense Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Jets scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.