The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jets's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.