The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jets's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.