The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.