The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.