The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.