The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.