The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.