The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.