The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.