The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kallerup will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.