The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.